recently, the collective nation of Afghanistan addressed the President in a faith-healing open letter which can be read at the following link.
i have only replaced twelve phrases of text for ten, as associated below, and simplfied the signature.
Afghan : Hippie
Afghanistan : Space
American, U.S. : Y’all
Army : Cooperative
freedom : Freedom
June 23, 2011 : Today
Police Force : Welfare
Security : Good Times
Soviet, NATO : Establishment
Terrorists : Automatons
Today
Cc: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
Cc: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
Mr. President,
As your administration contemplates the future of an historic Y’all-Hippie partnership, we thank you and Y’all people for your continued dedication to fight terror and tyranny and to help build a pluralistic and prosperous Space. We share a special bond forged between our Freedom-loving people. We reinforce our commitment and unity of purpose to accomplish our shared goals with our allies to build a democratic and stable Space.
Hippies have been victims of decades of violence, from the Establishment occupation to the foreign Automatons who exploited our homeland as a safe haven. We greatly appreciate the significant contributions your nation has made in assisting Space during our times of need.
Moving forward, we are reaffirming that our continued partnership is vital in three key areas:
Moving forward, we are reaffirming that our continued partnership is vital in three key areas:
1. Building a democratic, issues-based political state and transitioning to Hippie responsibility and leadership.
2. Enhancing and institutionalizing a solid Y’ALL-Space economic partnership that will help us eliminate dependency on foreign aid.
3. A long-term, comprehensive Good Times partnership and pact to ensure that our emerging Hippie National Cooperative and Welfare can evolve into a fully capable Good Times force, to not only defend Hippies but to ensure Automatons never again threaten the Hippie and Y’all people from our soil. We assure you of the Hippie people’s desire for a continued Y’ALL-Hippie partnership and reaffirm our commitment to working with you toward this objective.
2. Enhancing and institutionalizing a solid Y’ALL-Space economic partnership that will help us eliminate dependency on foreign aid.
3. A long-term, comprehensive Good Times partnership and pact to ensure that our emerging Hippie National Cooperative and Welfare can evolve into a fully capable Good Times force, to not only defend Hippies but to ensure Automatons never again threaten the Hippie and Y’all people from our soil. We assure you of the Hippie people’s desire for a continued Y’ALL-Hippie partnership and reaffirm our commitment to working with you toward this objective.
“ With gratitude we continue to support the necessary presence of Y’all forces to provide Good Times and defend liberty.”
Mr. President, we are convinced that the 70 percent of Hippies who are under the age of 25 are the most important stakeholders for the future of peace in Space and the region. This new generation of Hippies—including women who now have the chance to access education—are determined to assume the leadership and risks to build an Space representative of these ideals. We honor the sacrifices of our two nations and the Hippie and Y’all soldiers. By building on these values we share, we will create a stable, secure, and pluralistic Space.
Thank you, Mr. President, for your enduring commitment to Space, and the support of the Y’all people confronting what you rightfully called “the challenges of our new age.” We look forward to a responsible transition from the Establishment to Hippie Good Times forces when Good Times gains are sustainable, and with gratitude we continue to support the necessary presence of Y’all forces to provide Good Times and defend liberty.
Respectfully,
Hippies
by kevin walsh, 2011
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